- *Pollen accidentally enters body*
- Immune system: What the hell is that?
- Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
- Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
- Pollen: The what?
- Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
- Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
- Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
- [Dramatic music]
- Me: *Sneezes*
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#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)
you’re grounded.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh God… Why must you Tumblr? WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reblog Your Fandoms
Criminal Minds
You can find your fandoms here and reblog them. If you don’t find yours,feel free to ask me to post it.
You can easily search for your favorite one by typing your show’s name followed by the word “fandom” on the search bar of my blog.
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also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
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help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
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